Don't Be a Darvo Dick Tote Bag

$24.99
This cotton canvas tote brings attitude to errands and everyday outings. The sturdy 12 oz fabric holds its shape while the flat-corner construction creates a clean, structured silhouette that fits books, groceries, or your laptop sleeve. Long, reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder. The front features bold, retro-inspired artwork with a cheeky message, while the back carries a minimal, text-based statement—so the bag reads like a two-sided conversation. Choose natural for a classic, warm canvas look or black for higher contrast and a sharper edge. Durable, simple, and made to be noticed.

Product features
- 100% cotton canvas, heavy 12 oz fabric for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a structured, roomy interior
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
This cotton canvas tote brings attitude to errands and everyday outings. The sturdy 12 oz fabric holds its shape while the flat-corner construction creates a clean, structured silhouette that fits books, groceries, or your laptop sleeve. Long, reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably on the shoulder. The front features bold, retro-inspired artwork with a cheeky message, while the back carries a minimal, text-based statement—so the bag reads like a two-sided conversation. Choose natural for a classic, warm canvas look or black for higher contrast and a sharper edge. Durable, simple, and made to be noticed.

Product features
- 100% cotton canvas, heavy 12 oz fabric for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a structured, roomy interior
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Sewn-in label; blank product sourced from India
- Available in natural and black color options

Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry