| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, lightweight tee for people who still believe facts matter. The striking design pairs a high-contrast portrait with the statement "2 + 2 ≠ 5" and the reminder: "No matter how many times you say it." Equal parts satire, social commentary, and common sense, it delivers its message without needing a lengthy explanation.
Made from ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt feels comfortable enough for everyday wear while providing a smooth surface that keeps the artwork looking sharp and vibrant. The bold red typography stands out against the monochrome image, creating a graphic that catches attention from across the room. Ribbed collar construction and reinforced shoulder seams help the shirt maintain its shape through repeated washing and wear.
Whether you're heading to a gathering, a community event, or simply navigating a world where reality sometimes feels negotiable, this tee offers a little humor and a clear point of view. Comfortable, durable, and conversation-starting, it's a reminder that repetition doesn't turn fiction into fact.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- High-detail chest print with vivid red overlay that resists fading
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and less fabric waste
- Reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, lightweight tee for people who still believe facts matter. The striking design pairs a high-contrast portrait with the statement "2 + 2 ≠ 5" and the reminder: "No matter how many times you say it." Equal parts satire, social commentary, and common sense, it delivers its message without needing a lengthy explanation.
Made from ring-spun cotton with a classic unisex fit, this shirt feels comfortable enough for everyday wear while providing a smooth surface that keeps the artwork looking sharp and vibrant. The bold red typography stands out against the monochrome image, creating a graphic that catches attention from across the room. Ribbed collar construction and reinforced shoulder seams help the shirt maintain its shape through repeated washing and wear.
Whether you're heading to a gathering, a community event, or simply navigating a world where reality sometimes feels negotiable, this tee offers a little humor and a clear point of view. Comfortable, durable, and conversation-starting, it's a reminder that repetition doesn't turn fiction into fact.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- High-detail chest print with vivid red overlay that resists fading
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and less fabric waste
- Reinforced collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certification for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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