AI Is Not Your Boyfriend Hoodie

from $44.99
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Soft, cozy, and a little bit defiant — this hoodie carries a retro graphic with attitude. The midweight fleece wraps you in warmth without bulk. The vintage-style print shows a 1950s-era woman reading her phone with the bold line “All is not your boyfriend,” turning a familiar image into a private, witty declaration. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night walks, or coffee runs when you want comfort and a little sarcasm. The roomy pouch pocket keeps your hands warm. The colour-matched drawcord and double-lined hood give a clean, finished look that layers effortlessly over tees or under a coat. Ethically sourced fibers and durable DTF/DTG printing keep the artwork vivid wash after wash — a quiet staple for anyone who likes retro flair and dry humor in their everyday wardrobe.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8 oz/yd²) — warm, soft, durable
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printed artwork for crisp, long-lasting graphics

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Size:
Color:
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in 20.08 22.05 24.02 25.98 27.99 29.92 31.89 33.86
Length, in 27.17 27.95 29.13 29.92 31.10 31.89 33.07 33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
Soft, cozy, and a little bit defiant — this hoodie carries a retro graphic with attitude. The midweight fleece wraps you in warmth without bulk. The vintage-style print shows a 1950s-era woman reading her phone with the bold line “All is not your boyfriend,” turning a familiar image into a private, witty declaration. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night walks, or coffee runs when you want comfort and a little sarcasm. The roomy pouch pocket keeps your hands warm. The colour-matched drawcord and double-lined hood give a clean, finished look that layers effortlessly over tees or under a coat. Ethically sourced fibers and durable DTF/DTG printing keep the artwork vivid wash after wash — a quiet staple for anyone who likes retro flair and dry humor in their everyday wardrobe.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8 oz/yd²) — warm, soft, durable
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for durability and style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and classic fit with tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printed artwork for crisp, long-lasting graphics

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed