AI Is Not Your Therapist Hoodie

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from center back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This cozy hoodie carries a cheeky, modern message with vintage flair — a retro illustration of a worried person and a robot, captioned “AI is not your therapist.” Soft, medium-heavy fleece wraps you in warmth while the clean white canvas keeps the graphic front-and-center. Wear it on slow mornings, during late-night coding sessions, or anytime you want to spark conversations about tech, mental health, and the human touch. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable hood make it comfortable for long days out or quiet nights in. It’s an easy way to show your thoughtful, slightly irreverent side without shouting — a quiet statement piece that feels lived-in from the first wear.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, wearable fit
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and roomy kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF/DTG and optional embroidery decoration available for crisp prints and personalized details
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; meets safety and sustainability standards

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed