Don't Be a Darvo Dick" Unisex T-Shirt

from $32.99
XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude with a bright, comic-style print on the chest. The image — a retro pop-art character framed by a rich purple background and cheeky slogan — reads like a sassy note you’d tuck into a friend’s day. Wear it to shift the mood, start conversations, or lean into playful, confident energy. The shirt drapes cleanly in a classic fit and feels soft against the skin, so the statement comes across effortlessly whether you’re running errands, meeting friends, or lounging at home.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG chest print with DTF-printed sleeve/neck details for crisp colors
- Pearlized tear-away label, ethically sourced cotton, Oeko-Tex certified

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Color:
Size:
XSSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
This lightweight crew-neck tee carries bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude with a bright, comic-style print on the chest. The image — a retro pop-art character framed by a rich purple background and cheeky slogan — reads like a sassy note you’d tuck into a friend’s day. Wear it to shift the mood, start conversations, or lean into playful, confident energy. The shirt drapes cleanly in a classic fit and feels soft against the skin, so the statement comes across effortlessly whether you’re running errands, meeting friends, or lounging at home.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG chest print with DTF-printed sleeve/neck details for crisp colors
- Pearlized tear-away label, ethically sourced cotton, Oeko-Tex certified

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors